DevOps Humor

Why did the DevOps engineer break up with Git?!

Swami K
1 min readFeb 26, 2023

Why did the DevOps engineer break up with Git? This joke is a commit-ment to making you laugh!” πŸ€£πŸ’»πŸ’”

Spider-Man cracks up Tony Stark with hilarious DevOps joke!” πŸ•·οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»

Why did the DevOps engineer break up with Git?! | @iSwamiK
Why did the DevOps engineer break up with Git?! | @iSwamiK

Peter Parker: Hey, Mr. Stark, I heard a great DevOps joke the other day. Want to hear it? πŸ•·οΈπŸ’»πŸ˜„

Tony Stark: (sarcastically) Oh boy, can’t wait. Lay it on me, kid. πŸ™„

Peter Parker: Okay, here it is. Why did the DevOps engineer break up with Git? πŸ€”πŸ’”

Tony Stark: (rolls his eyes) I don’t know, why?

Peter Parker: Because they couldn’t commit! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»πŸ‘©β€πŸ’»

Tony Stark: (with a slight grin) Ha ha ha, hilarious, kid. You should stick to web-slinging instead of stand-up comedy. πŸ˜œπŸ•ΈοΈ

Peter Parker: (laughing) I know, I know. It’s not my best material. πŸ˜…

Tony Stark: (smiling) But seriously, DevOps is no laughing matter. It’s a crucial part of software development and deployment. Make sure you take it seriously, even if you’re cracking jokes about it. πŸ˜‰πŸ’»πŸš€

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Swami K
Swami K

Written by Swami K

Senior Director of DevOps & SRE at Kissflow | Integrating Netflix DevOps Culture & Google SRE Practices to Empower Our Engineering Team πŸš€πŸ”§

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